Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Today's a good day for a joke, I think.


1) Good:  
A Caledon OPP policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'.
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS'  and a bucket full of money. (And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)

2) Better:  
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Kingston , ON . An $80 speeding ticket was included.  Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $80. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

3) Absolute Best: 
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Ontario Provincial Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the OPP Ball.'    
He replied 'OPP don't have balls.' 
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.  He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. 

10 comments:

J.G. said...

Too funny!

Nomad said...

hahahahahahaha!
X Nomad!

featheredfibers said...

Great laugh!! Thanks, I needed that!

Anonymous said...

What a way to start the day! GM

swenglishexpat said...

What a good start to the day! :-) Thank you.

Lynda said...

I laughed at the OPP... aloud. So great to laugh. Well done. Not sure that joke would work on the German Police Dept - they are super scary.

Beth said...

Thanks for the LOLs!

oreneta said...

Glad you all enjoyed that!

elpadawan said...

mwah ah ah. Too bad the last one doesn't translate well in French.

oreneta said...

Yeah, that is a shame....it would be fun to try.