Honestly, the title alone pretty much sums it up. They are the machine the devil invented. On. Every. Level.
First of all, using fossil fuels for a task that is so easily completed with a rake! Really, these hellish inventions are not necessary.
Second, the noise they make. Really? They can't put a muffler on them??
I am constantly astonished by the level of rage I achieve in under a minute when one of them is near me. Why are these not outlawed? They've dealt with jet skis, they're still offensive but not like they were. These infernal machines? I have nothing that does not involve swearing to say about them.
They should be banned.
Ahhhhhhh
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