No seriously. Chuck and I headed out this morning for a two hour walk (turned into three)....sort of exploratory as I was looking at different ways of getting to the same place.
Anyway, I went tripping down this one trail, Chuck took off ahead of me, barking. I figured there was a rabbit up there, and he disappeared around a corner.
A few seconds later he reappeared around the corner, running, followed closely by a very large emu (are there small ones?) Seeing. Him. Off.
It wasn't going any faster than he was, but it wasn't slowing down either, and they were both headed straight for me on this narrow trail.
Now, one might as oneself exactly how one behaves when approached by a fast moving and annoyed emu. I did.
I figured it was less dangerous than a bear, not being an omnivore, and not as pointy as a horned cow or bull, but they can kick I hear. SO....
Turned around and walked away.
Fortunately for both of us, probably all three of us, it stopped chasing us after a few more paces.
Why, I ask myself, why didn't I bring the camera?