I love my family.
Every single last one of them.
However, we have in our house a mechanical contraption that completely stymies them all. None of them can maintain it, though they can all operate it. There are models that are infinitely more complex, and we are lucky that ours is so simple to maintain. Simplicity is something I ADORE.
I am the only one who services this thing. The man will deny this. I have my doubts.
Just call me handy! Capable! Knowledgable! A citizen of the world.
Do you want to know what it is? Are you itching to know???
Here it is:
I should count my blessings, at least they all operate the thing, but really...am I alone out here in always finding the TP sitting on the back of the john when there is a perfectly serviceable holder????