I am going to have the most exciting Catalan practice. You will never ever top this, not one of you. Not in a million years, and if you can, I have to hear it.
Eldest is doing a dissection next week.
A cow's eye.
I must provide the eye ball.
I have to go and order a cow's eyeball for Monday morning. Then I will have to go and pick it up, and deliver it to school.
I also have to provide a gown to wear for the process, a tiny cork board, a cloth of unknown style and substance, ten thumbtacks, tweezers and a craft knife.
I am sorry, but can't the school supply this? Aren't we trying to be environmentally friendly here? Reduce our impact on the planet? Yet I have to go out and buy all of this stuff, as does every parent every year?????
Thank god it's not a fetal pig.
The image of finding one of those boggles the mind.
PS. Did the final oral today, it went reasonably well I think. Results on the 30th. Cross your fingers and toes for me please.