This is something Einstein never factored in with his theories.
Hairdressers work on a TOTALLY different world of time. I mean, they've invented their own physics.
Back story here, for about, oh, let's say, 10 years...the man has been cutting my hair. He's pretty good. Cuts it straight across the back.
Then a couple of months ago I went to the hairdresser here in our small town. It was nice. My hair looked nicer, a little less hippy. It was pretty nice, I got to hang out, he's got this massage feature on the chair you sit in to get hour hair washed...and extensively conditioned in my case. You can kind of zone out and try to avoid looking at yourself in the mirror. Pretty relaxing and pleasant overall. I can use my language skills as an excuse for not talking either.
That part is great. The no chit chat part.
I went back again today. Took only an hour and a quarter, which is pretty good for a wash, cut and dry.
On hairdresser time.