Sudden overwhelming exhaustion, I'll keep it short.
Here's what I want to know. WHY can't they make tights that don't sag in the middle. I mean, honestly. It is not exactly as if a woman's shape is some weird mystery.
The pair I wore today were saggy in the middle and too big in the feet. What sort of duck-legged woman would wear these? I'll grant my legs are on the longish end of the spectrum so maybe getting enough length is an issue, but my feet ain't petite, and these suckers were waaaaay big.
I'll bet whoever these were designed for doesn't sway much when the wind blows.